"Right you impudent brat, BEND OVER! I have some questions to ask between strokes.
For instance the first question is - Just who do you think I am boy? You may tell me the answer after I have given you two strokes - once you have caught your breath that is. Yes… this could take some time I think. As we are trying to find out just exactly how you regard me!”
Does the thought of facing Mrs Jennifer Birch, Headmistress, and Madam Cane send a tingle up your spine?
How about the idea of spending 'a little corner time' between sets, just to give you a little time to reflect upon your sins...
Or is the idea of 'toasty fingers' the one that resonates with you? If so, it seems to me that you had better make your way to Headmistress sooner rather than later - and don't forget your note!
I'm probably best known for my role as Mrs Birch, Headmistress, conducting strict school fantasy sessions. Indeed, there have many a naughty adult boy and girl who has faced my cane, strap or tawse over the years. And I'll bet they never forgot the experience!
Naturally my collection of schoolroom disciplinary implements includes a wide selection of canes, Scottish tawse, English straps, ferules, convent straps, razor strops and rulers along with a cupboard full of nasty surprises for the most recalcitrant student.
Call or email to book your appointment with Mrs Jennifer Birch, Headmistress, today!